Wrecking Mob – A Minecraft Parody of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball

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I craft, I mine, I took my time
To build a castle with a view.
Two moats, twelve boats, don’t want to gloat,
but there’s so much that I could do.

Enchanting diamond swords, mob grinder beneath the floor.
Everything that I need.
I’ve got twenty tennis courts, I don’t even play that sport.
Everything that I need.

But then the freaking Creepers came.
Blew up everything in my game.
From my couch room to my kitchen plates.
All they did was destroy everything.
Yeah they destroyed everything.

Take number two. Creepers: screw you!
I’ll go where you cannot reach me.
I’ll build a base in outer space.
Leave me alone, I beseech thee.

I just wanna live my life, free from constant Creeper strife,
living safe and carefree.
Maybe down the pipeline, I’ll relax and spend my time
living safe and carefree.

But then the freaking Creepers came.
How’d they even get in outer space?
It’s enough for you to go insane.
Because of them I am suffocating.

But then the freaking Creepers came
Planted me into a shallow grave.
Haven’t got anyone else to blame.
I should have known this would happen to me.
Yeah it, it happened to me.

I’ve gained the wrath of all these mobs,
and I just wanna know why.
Whenever they get close to me,
They only want me to die.
I’ve gained the wrath of all these mobs,
and I just wanna know why.
They only want me to die.

I figured it out today, I’ll do things my own way.
I’ll be finally free.

It’s time for me to take a stand.
You hear that? I am my own man.
You’ll taste defeat by my bare hands.
Sweet revenge is so fulfilling.

Creepers beware today’s my day.
I’ll take the fight back to your home base.
You’ve blown me up, now how about a taste?
This is for what you’ve done to me.
Yeah, what you’ve done to me.
Yeah, what you’ve done to me.